Zachary's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Friday Night Funkin (With You)]

shout out to all the people who think their fingers are little feet while they playin' fnf

[What Happened To 4cat?]

Hey 4cat,

I just wanted to take a moment to say how incredibly proud I am of you for returning to Newgrounds. Your song really hit me in the feels—it’s so raw, so full of emotion, and it perfectly captures that bittersweet feeling of coming back to a place that holds so many memories. The way you blended nostalgia with hope is just beautiful. I can hear the journey you’ve been on in every note, and it honestly feels like a celebration of both where you’ve been and where you’re headed.

I love how your music evolves, and this track is such a perfect example of how much you’ve grown as an artist. It’s inspiring to see you bring your unique voice back to this space, and I’m beyond excited to see what else you have in store. It’s not just a song—it’s a piece of your heart, and I feel lucky to be able to hear it.

Welcome back, my friend. You’ve got this, and I’ll always be here cheering you on!

Much love,
Zachary

4cat responds:

I code when I have to. I rock when I can. Sometimes, I even combine both
#CodingWithACapo

[How I Got Over U]

Feeling sad today... I made some bagel bites, but just as quick as they were on my plate... they were gone. I will never forget you, bagel bites.

#nowords

[Under the Bridge RHCP cvr]

Where to begin...

It was a decent attempt at covering RHCP, but I think the main problem is your guitar sounds too tingy-sounding. You could probably use a string change or something.

As for the vocals, during the chorus the vocals were the wrong pitch and it really clashed with the guitar. Maybe try change the key of the song or something because it was really distracting and it took away from the song as a whole.

Keep practicing because I have faith in you!

Stereocrisis responds:

Thank you for your direct criticism Zachary.

[(full Version) Back Away]

At 1:21 you played the wrong chord. Also, the recording quality needs major improvements (kids in the background? Or are they your backup vocals) , you need to improve on your vocals, and find a ghost writer or something because the lyrics were meh.

Stereocrisis responds:

Okay, for one you miserable cocksucker, this is an original song, so how the fuck would you know if I played a wrong chord? And let's set the record straight, I played that chord purposely.

The recording quality is fitting for the style that I'm doing. So I don't know why you're even on the grunge audio page if you're opinion is that songs have to sound polished, like a fucking Justin Bieber song.

My kids will now, and always be welcomed background noise in my recordings. I use a video camera. Not professional equipment. So yes, my kids were singing back up vocals. You can fucking eat me if you don't like it.

My vocals need improvement huh? Okay, so how should I sing? Like a member of NSync? Fuck you.

As for my lyrics, I know I'm not the best around, but I never said I was a fucking poet. I'm just a guy writing music because it makes me happy. So, regardless of your petty existence, I'll continue doing what I do to make myself happy.

And finally, I just got done listening to your past 2 audio submissions. You're really going to get the balls to judge me? You fucking suck dick with your :15 second "songs".. PUKE!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to get back to my day you rude piece of shit.

BTW, thanks for the ZERO out of FIVE. Do you even know how to fucking play an instrument, and the determination it takes to practice every single day? Or are you to preoccupied ripping on other people's music, while in all reality, you're music requires no talent. All you do is press buttons on a computer, and out comes the result. You're no match for my skill. Fuck off low life.

[WWRKD]

This on that Peter Frampton ish keep it up!

Gobblemeister responds:

Peter Frampton is shit :)

[Sick Beat Sandwich]

Stunning work as always. This piece made me extremely hungry. Probably one of your most progressive pieces yet. If rapefunk continues in this direction it will be all over our airwaves in no time.

Gobblemeister responds:

I absolutely agree and appreciate your vote of support

[Boogie of the Occult]

Amazing song! Very progressive it's a shame others can't appreciate something so wonderful. You are a blessing to music and keep up the good work!

Gobblemeister responds:

That's what I thought too

[Sandwich.MP3]

First off, who is this Ryan from Newgrounds Dot com? This reminds me of the time I made a sandwich that was spicy buffalo chicken, 3 pieces of salami, 2 pieces of Swiss cheese, and hot sauce on a hard roll.

When people in the future find this audio clip they will know what kind of society we used to live and this will go down in museums as one of the greatest historical track of all time. One thing that irked me was when you changed it up and mentioned water, but I still think it doesn't harm the overall dynamics of the sound waves.

All in all, great job on this audio and i'm definitely looking forward to some more tracks by this 'Ryan' of Newgrounds dot com.