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Entry #119

Hello, my friend.

2013-03-23 02:16:19 by Zachary
Updated

 

 

Stay awhile and listen...

 


 

 

 

 

list of things that Jay has said that no normal human would ever say:

1. "Also I just ate the last zucchini, I'm so sad"

2. "Are you guys spoiling April Fools for me?" (submitted by EJR)

3. "why does my grandma always say that - porkchawps and applesawhce"

4. "i don't even sound like myself"

5. "ZJ, why do you talk like my grandma?"

6. "He's like the most people that we know"

7. "It's because I woke up" 8. "Woodchuck, could chuck - Damn it!"

9. "Who the heck is Don Juan?"

10. "You're going to be overrun by potatoes?"

11. "What happened right now"

12. "FOOD IS GOOD"

13. "I touched dry ice today - it hurt."

14. "Gosh, why is there on a furry here?" 15. "Happy Memory Day"

16. "I'm probably one of those people that played Yu-Gi-Oh"

17. "I knew someone who was really old"

Hello, my friend.


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JayJay

2013-03-23 20:23:30

Stay a while and Snowman.


EJREJR

2013-04-01 01:25:06

"Are you guys spoiling April Fools for me?" - Jay

Zachary responds:

sigh


mandogmandog

2013-04-04 22:33:08

Red shades master race

Zachary responds:

blue


AlphaAlpha

2013-04-12 23:09:25

"Your list is out of context" - Jay


GobblemeisterGobblemeister

2013-04-22 01:45:41

"Believe in the Heart of the Cards"


badfurrykittybadfurrykitty

2013-04-24 18:32:23

As do I. yes yes :3

Zachary responds:

what


ImlunchBoxxImlunchBoxx

2013-04-28 19:41:36

i wipe my ass with 10 dollar bills


Food123Food123

2013-04-28 23:42:20

how did you become a forum mod


RyanRyan

2013-05-07 02:46:49

These quotes are amazing.


ConalConal

2013-05-27 21:54:03

Hey! Long time no see. :D


theycallmeageniustheycallmeagenius

2013-05-31 00:46:43

gnomes

Zachary responds:

gnomes


ma1achima1achima1achima1achi

2013-05-31 23:11:49

gnomes

Zachary responds:

I thought you quit NG after your nerd experiment or whatever?


SlintSlint

2013-06-04 12:50:38

jesus christ 14 days

Zachary responds:

You know better :(

If you're going to be a jerk don't be so blunt about it at least, especially to new users.


SlintSlint

2013-06-04 14:58:21

it's like i woke up from a coma

well you do have point, obviously, but that first impression to new people is sort of a newgrounds tradition, so i had to take a bullet

all fair in love and the bbs, i deserved the ban, but 14 days holy shit ;___;


MrDaemonMrDaemon

2013-06-06 13:15:52

i know you liked my sick rhymes

lockin the thread for him, youre a kind mod
hes quakin in his boots, he knows im god

Zachary responds:

~newgrounds defender~


NatickNatick

2013-06-07 13:06:06

uh-oh

Zachary responds:

wat


NatickNatick

2013-06-08 01:58:35

a giant thunderhead approached my house this morning.
he looked very cross.
thank god he didn't knock on my door because i just got it repainted. anti-climatic but better safe than sorry.

on separate note, i can blankpost now, yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayy, alright done gloating


hecticjonhecticjon

2013-06-23 14:11:52

hapy menony days

Zachary responds:

what


Ass-CrumbAss-Crumb

2013-06-25 11:56:10

n***a ur a butt

Zachary responds:

ass-crumb tho


YellowisCOOLYellowisCOOL

2013-07-18 06:48:00

Gotta love that gif!


RyanRyan

2013-07-26 07:47:50

Add the game of thrones one dammit

Zachary responds:

wat


JollyJolly

2013-08-10 16:46:22

hi

Zachary responds:

what it do


GobblemeisterGobblemeister

2013-08-30 16:51:58

Just a 20 day ban? Feeling a bit sympathetic?
lmao

The trolling hasn't even started

You are not prepared to face an epic spam poster of my calibe...mortal :)

Zachary responds:

what?


SlintSlint

2013-09-22 18:48:04

fite me irl u cant ban me tehr

Zachary responds:

i didn't ban you


SlintSlint

2013-09-22 20:26:07

sheeeiitt sry zac did i ever tell you i think you're a gr8 mod

Zachary responds:

lmao ;0


ImlunchBoxxImlunchBoxx

2013-09-23 00:09:42

and I dance dance dance


KnightsKnights

2013-10-03 02:13:42

It took me a while, but I realized your icon's that crazy Santa boss from SAO; now how's THAT for obscure!

Zachary responds:

Indeed! Nicholas the Renegade


NorNor

2013-11-05 03:59:39

I belong here!

Zachary responds:

no I was kanye west


ImlunchBoxxImlunchBoxx

2013-11-08 19:51:35

your shits weak Zach shits weak


JensJensenJensJensen

2013-11-17 10:01:03

were u moses for Halloween


CyberdevilCyberdevil

2013-11-24 13:53:54

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
......__________________
...../_==o;;;;;;;;______[]
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

Zachary responds:

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
......__________________
...../_==o;;;;;;;;______[]
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE


JRobJRob

2013-11-25 19:38:28

AY!

AY!!!

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

ONE PRINCESSU KEENNY!

FITE ME IRL!

Zachary responds:

i had it first bruv bug off???


DaikenkiniDaikenkini

2013-11-26 13:25:42

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
......__________________
...../_==o;;;;;;;;______[]
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

Zachary responds:

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
......__________________
...../_==o;;;;;;;;______[]
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE


StixStix

2013-11-27 11:47:26

oh you

Zachary responds:

???


JRobJRob

2013-12-01 12:41:57

Why does ma1achi hate you so much?

Zachary responds:

IDK honestly. I think it's just a guise to give him a reason to keep wasting his time.


EvgeniiEvgenii

2013-12-09 20:41:55

Why did you lock the thread? It was a joke and Rtil's movie is sort of hilarious in spite of it.
The forum doesn't have much threads left anyway, what's the point in locking benign ones?


AmaranthusAmaranthus

2013-12-10 11:44:22

im so sorry zachary

Zachary responds:

for what bb pls don't cry


SevkatSevkat

2013-12-16 22:37:12

I seriously wish I nominated you for best mod.
You better get fucking nominated.

Zachary responds:

ty i voted for you too not really fuck the bbs awards


xnaut0xnaut0

2013-12-17 04:13:10

zachary you are my newgrounds.com enemy


AmaranthusAmaranthus

2013-12-18 12:18:35

for asking for that rework of my red cat sig thingy


AmaranthusAmaranthus

2013-12-21 12:34:05

speaking about that sig could you still give it a go please


ImlunchBoxxImlunchBoxx

2013-12-24 02:06:07

what is meme like half a memorey

Zachary responds:

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
......__________________
...../_==o;;;;;;;;______[]
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE


GobblemeisterGobblemeister

2013-12-27 01:53:14

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
......__________________
...../_==o;;;;;;;;______[]
.....), ---.(_(' 3 ') /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

Zachary responds:

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
......__________________
...../_==o;;;;;;;;______[]
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE


ZJZJ

2013-12-27 15:52:17

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
......__________________
...../_==o;;;;;;;;______[]
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

Zachary responds:

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
......__________________
...../_==o;;;;;;;;______[]
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE


SevkatSevkat

2013-12-30 21:11:59

you are rude af

Zachary responds:

okay


JmdMagicJmdMagic

2014-01-01 21:44:59

WHY YOU HALF BAN ME FROM SBB YOU DIRTY FUCKING JEW PIECE OF SHIT, I GRAB YOUR DICK AND TURN YOU SIDEWAYS, PUT YOU IN CAMEL CLUTCH, AND FUCK YOU OVER AND OVER AND OVER, IRON SHIEK WILL MAKE YOUR ANUS HUMBLE YOU DIRTY FAGGOT, ALWAYS REMEMBER, IRAN IS NUMBAH OOOOOOONE


mandogmandog

2014-01-02 13:33:51

N***as throw up, west side California, n***a I'm hot, like phoenix arizona.

(Updated ) Zachary responds:

see 'em throw up*

also like should be as


mandogmandog

2014-01-02 17:14:10

I went off raw memory, thanks for the corrections.

Zachary responds:

it's okay, one day you will be a rapgenius


SnovvSnovv

2014-01-05 16:10:10

i want to give you head


SnovvSnovv

2014-01-07 19:03:32

i bought a sushi